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Thursday, February 15, 2007

From Russia with love

A bloody mary to salute Svetlana

I got this email from my new best friend. I don’t know her yet, but we’ll be like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, THAT close.

“Lets start new relations!
I am svetlana. I am from Saint-Petersburg, Russia. I am young cheerful
creative lady who wants to make happy not only myself but all people
who are around me - my friends and my family. Will you join my circle?
I will be waiting for you reply to: svetlana@bestladies4u.com”


And do you see her domain name? “Best ladies for you”. For me!
Are you green with envy? She wants to make me happy she says, and she is creative. Which means, she will eventually find a way. If you are reading this Svetlana, warm lady in the chilly Russian vastness, Spasibo.

17 Comments:

  1. [eric] said...
    I'm thinking her kind of "relations" aren't the kind you want. But hey, I could be wrong. ;P
    Chloe said...
    you are a cynic Eric. You don't even believe in Valentine's day. ;)
    Greg Mills said...
    I don't understand. Svetlana said she would be my best lady. Me thinks this Svetlana is less than a true lady.
    Walter said...
    I think I've gotten an email from Svetlana as well, or my Svetlana said she's a doctor and is "looking for good American husband who not lie or beat her."
    DayByDay4-2Day said...
    You do get all the good friends don't you???
    Stephanie said...
    Oooh. Well, I'm holding out for this:
    www.dateahotscot.com

    If I play and win, I get to take a friend. You'll have to leave Svetlana behind, but I'll resort to bribery :)

    I am very disappointed to see that you don't actually GET a hotscot if you win :(
    Jemima said...
    I'm sick with envy!
    Jeanne said...
    Cheers darling one.
    Embrace your bliss.
    Love you
    Jeanne
    gina said...
    wait! i thought i was your long distance new best friend.....?? this svetlana better back off!!
    Cathy said...
    :)! xo (To both of you)
    mindy said...
    she sounds nice enough. i think you should join her circle. ha!
    Devil Mood said...
    oh lol, why don't I get funny spam like that?
    I could do with a Svetlana or two and their creativity :)
    Hattie said...
    Cupid's arrow certainly missed its target! I get pop-ups of women with babelicious boobs who apparently live in my home town and are eager to meet me.
    angel, jr. said...
    I'm thinking the same thing Eric is. But you know, she could just be a person looking for friendship. I want to go that route, to think the latter, but maybe I've become jaded by people seeking to really make someone else happy (when in reality, they are seeking to find happiness for themselves).
    justacoolcat said...
    She sounds like a nice young lady. I wonder if she has any pets?
    blackcrag said...
    Oh, you are too funny, Chloe. Thanks for the laugh.
    Gonzalo zalogf@hotmail.com said...
    Well, hello to everyone, specially to you, Chloe.
    Let me tell you I'm from Argentina adn recently I've received a similar mail form a girl named "Dina".
    I tracked this account to a url www.bestladies4u.com, and looking for "Dina" I found three Svetlana. Their IDs are 19401, 19397 and 17499.
    Although I strongly think it's spam, it worths the shoot hahaha, obviusly more for men than for women.

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